Tuesday, June 5, 2007

Fort Minor;

Remember the name. All you music lovers out there will remember that great song they had. Or even check it out on youtube. Good video aswell. Well what can I say since last time, well I've gotten a couple a pimples. The bane of a teenagers existance (damn where's the spell check). It's horrible like some horrible baker accidentily put a pizza on my face and forgot the olives. You can't forget the olives, that's why I would eat it. I wonder what would happen if you got such bad acne that you looked like a different person. A clever disguise or an even better halloween costume. That's it the next halloween i'm going as pimple boy the masked avenger who fights crime everywhere. Cue cool hero music. Nah I'm really not that much of a hero, I'm more of a behind the scenes kind of guy. You know the nameless guy always looking lost but really is the mastermind. Sounds like a mystery novel with the one you should always least expect. Yeah I never understand those people who always say expect the unexpected. That doesn't make sense at all. If I expect the unexpected then it's expected. Confused huh, well I'm just gonna stick to my guns and expect the expected. That's always the best thing to do. But what if I expect an asteroid will come down and crush my house and it doesn't come. What happens then, is it unexpected or am I expecting it not to come down then after it doesn't come down. So misleading these things. well i hope there's some bored soul out there reading this because someone decided the simpsons can't be on all the time. That's why I'm appealing to you to come out and answer this questions and please don't make me make up a fake profile to comment on myself because that's just sad.
Peace out G-Town.
Prince of Antartica

Saturday, June 2, 2007

You may wonder the point of this blog. A fun view on life with thrice weekly updates on nearly everything I understand, politics, sport, music, movies etc. I will start with my favourite song of all time just to give you a bit of my flavour.

In the beginning

In the beginning there was light, then came the almighty sound and after that chuck norris and last and least God. He sculpted the earth to his specifications and created us in the image of him to remind him of the goodness in people. Some developed more than others and went in a quest of greed and gold. All the land had been ravaged and the natural resources started to become scarce. The europeans explored Africa for materials and colonised it. All the land now inhabits people as we multiply like never before. As an emo would say 'never have we been so many but never have we been so lonely'. One place remains, an outpost with many resources and wealth beyond its imagination. It has an environment of nothing nobody even knows about. I proclaim myself the last hope of this battling world and a saviour to the man and wo-man. My reasons you may ask, they are above all about integrity. A choice for the good over evil means more to me than any supernormal profit. You who read this now have witnessed the first statement may already tremble before for I am the Prince of Antartica.
Or maybe I should just go with hey my name is Conor with only one n.