Use for monkeys?

Dear Loyal follower,
I'm making this post in a letter format because without experiments we wouldn't need monkeys. Heard a really good philosophical quote the other day, 'put so many monkeys on typewriters and eventually someone will come up with a masterpiece'. I wonder how many monkeys are on blogger? better look that up later. Sure I remember playing a really overcomplicated chess game on the computer. The lowest form of competition was a monkey. I wonder what that says about monkeys? But really what uses do monkeys have or even the evil first pop manufactured boy band the monkees? They've caused shame and grief all over the world and spawned such awfuls like westlife, hearsay etc. Ah remember hearsay, the first batch out of the program before pop idol. A couple of monkeys singing would be a better idea. Sure they're only gonna be lip syncing anyway and if you can teach hearsay then what the monkeys are shoe-ins. I wonder how hearsay would do in the chess game.
Well if we didn't have experiments and we proved evolution then what use what they have? A squawk at the zoo and a good front for WWF. No, not the wrestling thing but the wildlife thing. It gives me wonder that their conspiracy behind the wrestling never came up. Sure it's pretty much monkeys in spandex anyway, sure they'd be cheering on the publicity. Yeh monkey hit that other monkey while i drink beer and eye up that girl. Yeah oh yeah. wait there's monkeys fighting? Assorted rambling.........etc,etc.
Now I'm all up for non-extinction but really do we need to put them in cages and jeer them? Frankly I'm gonna suck up to them. I saw a future documentary about monkeys taking over the planet with the help of future monkees and putting us in cages and jeering us. It scared me so much I went out and bought a monkey protecter, I really don't really know what it is but it'll help. I'm with fallout boy on this one, power to the monkeys. See video if confused. Class song aswell.
Sugar and spice make life nice,
Conor

Fort Minor;

Remember the name. All you music lovers out there will remember that great song they had. Or even check it out on youtube. Good video aswell. Well what can I say since last time, well I've gotten a couple a pimples. The bane of a teenagers existance (damn where's the spell check). It's horrible like some horrible baker accidentily put a pizza on my face and forgot the olives. You can't forget the olives, that's why I would eat it. I wonder what would happen if you got such bad acne that you looked like a different person. A clever disguise or an even better halloween costume. That's it the next halloween i'm going as pimple boy the masked avenger who fights crime everywhere. Cue cool hero music. Nah I'm really not that much of a hero, I'm more of a behind the scenes kind of guy. You know the nameless guy always looking lost but really is the mastermind. Sounds like a mystery novel with the one you should always least expect. Yeah I never understand those people who always say expect the unexpected. That doesn't make sense at all. If I expect the unexpected then it's expected. Confused huh, well I'm just gonna stick to my guns and expect the expected. That's always the best thing to do. But what if I expect an asteroid will come down and crush my house and it doesn't come. What happens then, is it unexpected or am I expecting it not to come down then after it doesn't come down. So misleading these things. well i hope there's some bored soul out there reading this because someone decided the simpsons can't be on all the time. That's why I'm appealing to you to come out and answer this questions and please don't make me make up a fake profile to comment on myself because that's just sad.
Peace out G-Town.
Prince of Antartica